Low- vs high-maintenance book collecting

I enjoy reading about other peoples' finicky relationships to books. Why? Because it makes me feel better about myself. Like, I might spend all of my money on books (buying them and shipping them from place to place as I move across the globe) but at least I'm not finicky about the books themselves.*  It's enough just to have copies of the books I want/need/can't live without in my present physical location. I don't feel I have much of a right, beyond that, to pay extra money for them to look a certain way.

Take this guy.  I would feel an unbearable amount of guilt if I were this fussy about my books:

Things I like:

  • hardcovers!
  • first editions, first printings
  • clean, white pages without remainder marks (remainder marks are when
    unsold books get returned to the publisher, and are then re-sold later
    at a discount, often resulting in a black marker line across the pages,
    or sometimes a stamp)
  • unclipped dust jackets (and the nicer the condition, the better)* [FN: a PLEA: stop clipping the price off the dust jacket!
    it's not like the person you're giving the book to as a birthday present
    doesn't know how much a book costs]
  • American editions—I don’t pursue foreign editions of anything, but
    will buy a UK hardcover if the book wasn’t issued in hardcover in
    America (e.g., Nicola Barker’s Darkmans, Sam
    Lipsyte’s
    Home Land)
  • books signed by the author
  • bookstores that wrap all their hardcovers in mylar dust jacket
    covers and don’t carry trashed books
  • knowing how many copies of a book were printed—I own bibliographies
    of some of my favorite writers—Gilbert
    Sorrentino
    , Donald
    Barthelme
    , etc., in which scholars will often go through old
    publishing house records to determine print runs on books; sometimes in a
    book (particularly with small presses) the number of copies published
    in the edition will be printed somewhere
  • dust jackets that feature art different from any other edition that
    came after it

Things I don’t like:

  • ex-library copies
  • books with the owner’s name written in it, unless the owner is a
    writer I like
  • bookplates
  • books inscribed to a friend from the gift-giver
  • books inscribed by an author to someone who isn’t me (though I own a
    couple)
  • paperbacks
  • ugly books—you know the ones—books that look out of place in a
    nicely-arranged bookcase—I find the Penguin paperbacks with the lower
    half colored that nauseatingly bright orange to be pretty repellent
  • WHEN BOOKSTORES STICK THOSE GOLD “AUTOGRAPHED COPY!” STICKERS ON
    DUST JACKETS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DUST JACKETS ARE MATTE

So. Here's a list from a low maintenance bibliophile:

I like

  • paperbacks

I really like

  • Gallimard Folio paperbacks
  • those Penguin paperbacks with the bright orange spines
  • shelving my Persephone and Virago books all in a line (and Seuil, Flammarion, NRF, etc)
  • books in a series with a picture across their spines

I'm sort of ambivalent about

  • getting books signed by their authors
  • first editions, early editions, old books in general (I won't ever read them, and isn't that the point?)

I don't really like

  • anything fussy (hello, Alain de Botton)
  • hardcover books (they are heavy, cost more, are expensive to ship, and
    impractical to tote around in my bag)
  • being made to feel bad about scribbling all over the margins, underlining, dog-earing, etc.

…And I write my last name in capital letters in the upper right-hand corner of the title page of all of my books as I read them. So there

*It should go without saying that they must be actual physical books. No silly e-readers for me.

4 thoughts on “Low- vs high-maintenance book collecting

  1. I’m with you on everything. The high-maintenance ‘style’…wow, my life would be a living hell if I had such a list of musts.

  2. Love this!
    Am so with you on the hardcover books (especially having drained my savings a few years ago by shipping all of my books from Boston to Oxford) and the scribbling, dog-earing, and note-taking. The fastidious gentleman whose list features in this post would be deeply horrified by my motley collection of much-loved tomes. Also I kind of love finding used books with inscriptions or annotations in them; it makes me feel like I’m getting a peek into someone else’s world.

  3. I’m not big on hardcovers, either. They are too cumbersome (I can’t carry them with me, I can’t fold the cover back while reading, etc.). I will say that my one “high maintenance” request about books is that they be trade paperbacks. I can’t stand mass market paperbacks for some reason.
    Also, I always write on the inside cover of my books. I not only write the name of the city that I bought the book, but the month and year.

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