“Paris je t’aime”: moi non plus

Aha.  Thanks to some excellent reporting from Kristin Hohenadel at the New York Times, it is revealed that what I sensed to be the compositional flaws of the film "Paris je t’aime" were in fact the result of collaborative disagreement between the film’s co-producers.

Emmanuel Benbihy, who originally conceived the film, assembled twenty different short films, each set in a different arrondissement.  Claudie Ossard (one of the producers behind "Amélie") was brought in "to plug the holes in the movie’s budget of 10 million euro[s]."  Benbihy assembled the films with very little connective tissue between them;  this method apparently being too subtle for Ossard, she hired Frédéric Auburtin (co-director, with Gérard Depardieu, of the Gena Rowlands scene in Le Rostand) to film more "Paris-y" shots of the city’s monuments to shove in between the short films.

In my review of the film I proposed that the filler shots work if they are understood as an ironic commentary on the myth of Paris as the city of looooove and lights and romance.  But it appears that I was too generous– Ossard told the Times that “I thought it was important that we see Paris, as we don’t always see it very well in the stories, which take place in the Métro, in cafes and so on.”

As Ossard would have it, Paris is in the monuments, and not in the Métro.  Well– I disagree.  The scene in the Métro was a pretty good approximation of Paris– le vrai Paris– as far as I know and love it.

Despite Ossard’s best intentions to make the film more marketable, she doesn’t succeed in undermining Benbihy’s more sensitive juxtapositions. Love in Paris is not a monolithic, homogeneous ideal; like love anywhere, it’s a palimpsest: layer over layer of stories and conflicts and dirt and desire and sex and need and bodily fluids.  That ideal Paris, that superficial, hygenic Love in Paris, doesn’t exist. And thank god. Can you think of anything less sexy?

Today, I:

1.  used a power tool

   –to drill holes in the concrete walls of my apartment

   –to hang up a coat rack thingy that’s been sitting on the floor for months because I was waiting for my boyfriend to do it but got tired of waiting.

2. bought a (cheapie) DVD player
   –and Tout pour plaire
   –
and Les Poupées russes

3.  landed on gridskipper

4. and citizen of the month

5. didn’t go to the library

6. but worked on my novel

All in all, a productive day!

On Finally Seeing “Mulholland Dr.”

I just finished watched "Mulholland Dr." (2001) for the first time, and in the immortal words of Britney Spears, "Huuu-hhh??"

I’ve become pretty adept at unraveling postmodern puzzles: Pynchon, Borges, Joyce, Lowry, you name it, I’ve been obligated to read and make sense of it in one seminar or another.  I’ve  taken a fair number of courses in film studies, and generally I do ok talking about "film" with "film people" (except the crazies who’ve memorized hours and hours of B grade horror flicks from the 70s, I avoid those folks).

But still, to the extent that I’m semi-film literate, and semi-equipped to decode a narrative puzzle, "Mulholland Drive" has reduced me to Britney Spears on E (x, not !).

I read through some of the conjectures and explanations available in the four corners of the Internet, which were elucidating.  It’s a very sad story, when you get a semblance of a story out of it.  It’s very cleverly plotted.  Nevertheless– I just wasn’t drawn in.

I blame this on Lynch’s attempt to mimic film noir, which I generally don’t care for, along with mystery novels.  Call me a philistine, but consider this my anti-film noir manifesto.

–I hate, hate, hate when the screen is totally dark except for maybe one point of light. It makes me start fiddling around with my television’s color and contrast control buttons and this is a waste of time.

–Worse than no light source is a flourescent or greenish light source; worst of all is when it’s flickering out or only going at half power and is emitting that annoying buzz that sounds like the hum of your nervous system when you’ve got  your ears plugged up.  The absolute worst is when said light suddenly blows out.  Ugh. It makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s probably meant to. But it’s such pointless discomfort.

–Close-ups on just one eye make me think of Bunuel and my skin starts to crawl. Usually the skin around the eye is sweating. If it’s a woman, her mascara will be smudged.

–Gross hired killers with greasy hair.

–Fake Italian accents ("an esprrrresso!").

–Forced line readings. ("and you were there, in my dream, and you were scared, and I was scared because you were scared!")

–Cowboys. (ok, not really a part of film noir but I don’t like westerns even in their own genre)

–ok I’ll just say it now, I really don’t like LA or the whole gestalt of LA and so I tend not to like movies set in LA, which is just about half the American film noir genre (and lots of other genres too)… My boyfriend made me sit through "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" last week and the best part of it was Robert Downey Jr’s hapless New Yorker thrown into the ludicrous doings of Angelenos.  The second best part was that in French the film was called "Keeess Keess Bong Bong." I’m sorry, LA readers.  What can I say? Maybe it’s an east coast thing.

I don’t want to be totally harsh; Naomi Watts’s performance was superlative, and Justin Theroux in glasses and a headset was hotter than all the lesbian sex in the film.   The inept hired killer was pretty funny.  I loved the casting agent’s assistant and her big glasses.  And the inimitable Ann Miller! In her last film role! I know she was probably decked out in freak gear for this role, but in my mind she embodies what LA does to the young and talented when they get old: they disappear from view and re-emerge with freaky plastic surgery.

I’m trying to think of something else I liked.  Um, that Rebekah Del Rio sure can sing.

I’m told this is the best of all David  Lynch’s films.  In that case, I’m not in a hurry to see the others.   Something about a guy on a tractor driving cross-country? Spare me. But feel free to liberate me from my cavern of ignorance, if I’m missing something!

Call for contributions

Hello all,
I’m co-editing a themed issue of the journal Reconstruction, which will be devoted to blogging.  I’m hoping someone out there will be willing to contribute papers/projects/manifestos on the subject– it doesn’t have to be "academic"; the point here is to theorize blogging in general.  Topics could go in a number of different directions, including, but not excluding, the following:

Theorization of the Blogosphere
Blogging Manifesto
Politics and/of Blogging
Aesthetics of Blogs
Activist Blogging
Auto/Biographical Blogs
New Media/Communication Theories and Blogging
New Journalism Blogging
Civil Rights of Bloggers
Global Culture and Blogging
Local Culture and Blogging
Education and Blogging
Gender and Blogging
Race and Blogging
Collective Blogs
Community of Bloggers
Unrealized Potential of Blogging
Critiques of Blogging
Representations of Space/Place on Blogs
Purpose of a Unique Individual/Collective Blog
Audio and Visual Blogs

We are especially interested in the experiences, theories and perspectives of those who actually blog. We are looking for longer theoretical essays and shorter statements/manifestos about blogging–including pieces that have already been posted on your blogs. We are also soliciting reviews of books about blogging and your favorite weblogs. Deadline for submissions is October 6, 2006. The issue is scheduled to be published as 6.1 (Winter 2006).

Feel free to propose other topics to the editors: Michael Benton (University of Kentucky; editor for Reconstruction; founder of the blog Dialogic) and Lauren Elkin (Université de Paris VII, CUNY Graduate Center, editor for Reconstruction, founder of the blog Maitresse). Send all queries, proposals and manuscripts to mdbento at gmail dot com or laurenelkin at gmail dot com.

angels and idiots

From the New York Times to your local Barnes and Noble, there is no hope for the median intelligence level in New York.

Exhibit A. I hope this review in the NYT of the latest translation of The Three Musketeers is the first and last time someone compares Cardinal Richelieu to Dick Cheney.  I mean, I know this reviewer’s only, er, "literary" achievement is writing a book about people writing about movies, but surely the comparison should go the other way round? And what the hell is Charles McGrath thinking giving a review of a new translation of Alexandre Dumas to that guy? Mr. McGrath, perhaps you’d like someone who actually reads French and might have some idea of how to judge the translation next time, instead of using someone whose basis for judging a 19th century masterpiece is that its author was totally nutty and that it would make a great movie.  I mean, I know you’re trying to publish for a wide audience, but don’t you know that the Times is, or at least used to be, the smart New Yorker’s newspaper? The dumbasses are all reading the Post on Sunday morning.  I’d like to volunteer for the job of writing reviews that respect the work and the readership at the same time.  Call me.

Exhibit B. When I read Overhead in New York, I am at once reviled and proud: reviled at the cult of imbecility that’s taken over the place, and proud of the witty souls (sadly, the minority of the population) who write these nuggets in and edit them so brilliantly.  For example:

You Know, Someone Asked For a ‘Book’ Again. That’s Like the 100th Time Today!

Customer: Do you have The Picture of Dorian Gray?
Employee: What is that?

–Barnes & Noble, Park Slope

via Overheard in New York, Aug 13, 2006

But don’t despair, I’ve got the antidote here.  That is, as long as she gets a teaching job in NY when she finishes her dissertation a couple years down the road.  But it would be perfectly understandable if she wanted to leave.

in my new home, there are books

photo by weyerdk, found on flickr and I hope she doesn’t mind??

For the last month or so, I’ve taken up semi-permanent residence at the BNF. It is my new office. Every day by around 11 I get myself out the door, laptop bag strapped to my back, I take the number 6 replacement bus from Place d’Italie to Quai de le Gare, I get out across the street from where there was a horrible fire last year at 20, Blvd Vinccent Auriol, I walk along the quay until I come to the giant wooden ziggurat, I climb the stairs, I walk ’round the big open book of the Tour des Lettres, I descend at the west entrance, into the pit in the ground, I let the guard search my bag, I exchange my laptop back for a plastic box on a strap, I pass through the turnstile, push through the heavy steel doors, into a cement holding chamber, down two flights of escalators, and into the rez-de-jardin, where I joyfully join my brethren and sistren, all of whom are hunched over laptops in orderly rows of long tables, with piles of books next to them.  I claim my spot (usually in salle U, littérature étrangère, or salle W, art et architecture), I go up to the desk and procure the books I’ve left for myself from the day before, I ask for "le truc anti-vol" which I use to attach my laptop to the desk so I can come and go as I please during the day without worrying about it getting stolen. I seceretly worry, though, that some malicious soul will come along and delete the file I’m working on, so I  password protect my computer when I’m away from it.  I know, I’m paranoid.  I go hang out in the café at lunchtime and teatime.  There’s no wifi so I check my email on one of the three internet posts by the bathrooms– there’s usually one available now, in August, but I suspect by la rentrée it will be near impossible. Why they don’t have Wifi is beyond me.

So if you’re ever in the BNF, and you’ve paid the fee and passed the draconian interview process to win entry into the belly of the beast, come on by and say hi!

What I read this week…

Learn stuff

School’s not in session, but with only a couple of weeks left before la rentrée is upon us, it’s time to start getting your brain back into shape.

If you have any interest in Paris, you ought to know a little something about Walter Benjamin. Read about his pot habit in this week’s New Yorker.

What does "Glandridi glassala tuffm Izimbrabim/ Blassa galassasa tuffm Izimbrabim" mean? Find out if it really matters in this piece on Dada in the New York Review of Books

"I, for one, am not prepared to believe that Ann Coulter is made in God’s image without seeing some proof." Me either.  Jerry Coyne recenters the debate on Coulter’s latest "book."

Tired of reading? Watch the late great Michel Foucault lay out his entire philosophy to the impossibly irritating Noam Chomsky on You Tube:

It’s about 8 minutes long. You’re allowed to go to the bathroom when Chomsky speaks.

August 2006 iPod playlist

I had been putting my playlists on my other blog, but I don’t remember the reasoning behind that, and now I’m thinking, why send my kind readers elsewhere, if they want to know the monthly Maitresse soundtrack? Why not just put it right here?

So, back where it belongs! Here’s what I’m listening to this month.

1.  The Songs That We Sing  (Charlotte Gainsbourg)*
2. La meme histoire (Feist)
3. Poupée de cire, poupée de son (France Gall)**
4. Home (Jane Birkin)
5. Is It Any Wonder? (Keane)
6. I Will Follow You Into the Dark (Death Cab For Cutie)***
7. This Temporary Life (Death Cab For Cutie)
8. Wash Away (Joe Purdy)
9. Paris je t’aime (Elisabeth Anais)****
10. David (Nelly McKay)
11. Ruby Blue (Roisin Murphy)
12. Happy Together (covered by Leningrad Cowboys)*****

*waiting impatiently for CG to release her new album, on which she collaborated with Air and Pulp
**my new karaoke song, just waiting to be unleashed on the world
***would have loved to hear Pam’s ukelele rendition
****ok I confess to raiding the "Paris je t’aime" soundtrack
*****this kickass morceau is all Nicolas, from the first "Paris Derniere" CD

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Why it sometimes sucks to live in Paris: EDF and GDF, two smelly old fogies of socialized services who recently got a divorce. [for those souls floating in blessed ignorance, those initials stand for Electricité de France and Gaz de France]

I have to confess, although I moved to the Butte aux Cailles over a month ago, I have only slept in my new apartment once.  In truth, when I’m not jetsetting around France, I have been hiding out in Nicolas’s apartment, which is oh-so-strategically located near mine. (Or is it the other way around?) This was initially because I had to wait a month to get Internet hooked up, and then the heat wave set in and Nicolas’s place is a million times cooler than mine, and well, you know how it goes.

In any case, I make semi-weekly visits to my "apartment" (read: the expensive  storage facility in the super-cute neighborhood), and  yesterday I went down there to  drop  off some things and water my plants, not having been there since before I left for the South.

I arrived , and, as usual, opened the windows and turned on the fan.   Except the fan wouldn’t turn on.  I check the wall socket: plugged and ready.  I went over to the bathroom and flipped the lightswitch.  No juice there neither.

Uh-oh, I thought.  That unpaid GDF bill is biting me in the ass.

You see,  since I moved out of my last apartment, I have been embroiled in a saga of Kafka-esque proportions.  I know this is a complicated story, but here goes.  I moved from one apartment to another, and someone else moved into my old apartment.

Are you with me? I know it’s a tough concept to grasp, but try, people, try!

Before I moved, I called EDF to transfer my contract from the one apartment to the other.  "No problem!" the woman said.  "Just tell the new tenant to call us before the 4th of July or someone will come to cut the gas in the apartment." I did as I was told.

Guess what: the new tenant never called.  And she wasn’t home when the technician came on July 4th.  And so they couldn’t get inside to turn off the gas.  And so the gas contract has stayed in my name, even though I don’t live there anymore. And when the new tenant calls to set up her EDF contract, they tell her she can’t because it’s still in my name.  And when I call them, they tell me they can’t put it in her name because she has to call and do it.  And so on, and so forth, in a wicked coil of electric bureaucracy that culminated in a technician being dispatched to my apartment with no warning to me while I was on vacation, finding me not at home, leaving me a little note saying "I was here, you were not, so I’m cutting your electricity."

I called yesterday and harangued a very patient woman on the phone; just as she seemed close to  having a breakthrough in understanding the situation, the computer system at EDF broke down.  She had been about to reschedule a technician to come today, this afternoon, but the system went down and the order couldn’t be placed.  "Call back in an hour," she said.  "Bonne apres-midi!"

When I called back, all the slots for today were taken, so I made an appointment for the technician to come Friday morning.

And just now, I get a phone call from the EDF technician, who is standing outside my apartment building, and could I please buzz him in? I explained the misunderstanding, but somehow I’m the one who ended up sounding like the idiot, and not his company.

I’m just hoping someone comes tomorrow morning to turn the electricity back on.  And god knows if things will ever get straightened out with the contract from my last apartment.

what I read on my summer vacation


Ahoy.  Just back from the south of France, where I spent some quality time with my parents lounging by the pool with my nose in a book.

Just like old times!

Here’s the round-up.  What has everyone else been reading? Consider yourselves memed.

1.  Hors-série edition of Le Point on Erotisme and Le Magazine Littéraire‘s issue on Désir. Great summary of both (in French) here.  While trying to hide the bare-breasted cover from my parents so they didn’t think I was reading French porn, I was particularly struck by LML’s interview with Slavoj Zizek and his distinction between the desire to consume and the desire to desire. According to Zizek, children don’t bother to eat the chocolate part of the Kinder egg; they just want the prize inside. True, semi-True, False, semi-False? Discuss.

2. Selections from The Stones of Venice in The Genius of John Ruskin.
This was more difficult to concentrate on due to the presence of two squealing British children and their mother’s incessant mothering: "Allie, come ‘ere, you’ve got your knickers on the wrong way ’round!" Ruskin, an extreme purist, believes the city began its decline in 1418 when its artists stopped making spiritually religious art and started concentrating on form and color, albeit continuing to use religious icons as an artistic vernacular.  So Venice, then, has been in decline for nigh on 600 years.  She looks pretty good, for all that.

3.  Casanova était une femme: the letters of Sonia Rykiel and Régine Deforges.  The back cover copy was intriguing: "Pourquoi, à l’heure des contacts rapides, ont-elles choisi de s’écrire plus de cent lettres? La réponse est dans leurs échanges [Why, in this age of instantaneous communication, did they decide to write each other over a hundred letters? The answer is in their exchanges]," but after reading their over a hundred letters I’m still not sure why they didn’t just email.  I think it has something to do with the fact that the letters were written by two women contemplating the ends of a lifetime of creativity, and encouraging each other not to worry as much about the end product as about the process, reminding each other of the fine moments in one’s daily life and the importance of an all-orienting friendship, apart from one’s husband and children.   Really well-written: this was great for my French, and although there were a few moments this past week when I was really glum, missing my partner-person, it helped me refocus and recenter a little bit.  When I finished reading I vowed to write more articulate letters to my friends.

4.  The first 200 pages of Mémoires d’une jeune fille rangée, the first volume in the autobiography of Simone de Beauvoir.  Once you read this volume of her formative years, you can better understand both where La Deuxième Sexe came from and how the founder of French feminism could have lived such a self-denigrating relationship with Sartre.

the view from the terrace of the hotel, Le Manoir de l’Etang in Mougins.